Hottest Music Videos Ever

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So, they say it’s all about the music at the end of the day, but let’s be honest – a sexy music video is the ultimate clickbait accompaniment to any song. Check out our selection of some of the sexiest, dirtiest music videos around and we’ll let you be the judge.

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We know it’s been a while since our last Music instalment, but fear not guys, we’re back now and we promise we’re not going anywhere. So, to kick things off again we’ve put together a list of the best music videos to feature some of the hottest women on the planet.

Of course, these are just our favourites so obviously we’ll have missed out a load of obvious choices, but perhaps we’ll include those in another Music feature in the future. However, in the meantime, let’s crack on with the main event.

Sexiest Music Videos

N.E.R.D – Lapdance

Pharrell’s been killing it for years now and here’s the evidence. Although the track itself didn’t chart very high when it was first released in 2001, it’s definitely stood the test of time and continues to get a positive reaction whenever it’s played in the club. In true Pharrell style the video is crammed with beautiful women, but it’s probably best you don’t click play on this one while you’re in the office.

The White Stripes – I just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself

Next up is The White Stripes’ second release from the album Elephant, ‘I Just Don’t Know What To Do With Myself’. Even if you’re not a fan of the tune itself, which to be honest we aren’t, the video is still definitely worth watching for Kate Moss’ black and white pole dancing cameo alone.

Justin Timberlake – Cry Me a River

Although we’re forced to endure Justin Timberlake’s boat for the majority of this video, when we do eventually see the girl he’s moved on to, after he finds out his ex-girlfriend has cheated (who was apparently cast to resemble Britney Spears), it’s well worth the wait. Easily one of the best tracks from that era of faultless Timbaland productions.

Rihanna – Pour It Up

Love her or hate her, there’s no denying that Rihanna is one of the most sexual women out there. Obviously this video received a slew of negative reviews from Internet haterz when it first debuted, but frankly we don’t give a damn and we’re pretty sure she doesn’t either.

Kanye West – Flashing Lights

Last up on today’s music Monday round up is ‘Flashing Lights’ taken from Kanye West’s Graduation album. Thankfully we only have to put up with Kanye’s voice in this instance, as apposed to his slap-worthy mug, and for the most part we are treated to the amazing Rita G instead.

Dirtiest Music Videos

Eric Prydz – Call On Me

When it comes to down and dirty videos, Eric Prydz’s ‘Call on Me’ is about as filthy as it gets. Showcasing a slew of 80s workout gear clad women, their ‘work out’ mainly consists of gyrating and thrusting about on the floor. I think we’ll all need a cold shower after this bad boy.

Britney Spears – I’m a Slave 4 U

Love her or hate her, Britney Spears has been one of the hottest ladies on our television for the best part of a decade. When her ‘Slave 4 U’ video debuted it was met with massive satisfaction from fans, and admirers alike, due to it’s sexually charged depiction of post apocalyptic life. Now that’s a post apocalyptic society we wouldn’t mind being a part of.

Christina Aguilera – Dirrty

We’ve all seen this one at one point or another. Arriving on our screens around the same time as Britney’s ‘Slave 4 U’, ‘Dirrty’ showcased Christina in a few next-to-nothing ensembles – including some super seductive leather numbers.

Benny Benassi – Satisfaction

In 2002 Benny Benassi hit us with, what would end up being, one of the dirtiest videos of the decade. Starring lads mag models, playboy bunnies and porn stars; Jerri Byrne, Thekla Roth and Natasha Mealey, Suzanne Stokes and Lena Franks the video was mainly restricted to late night playings, i’m pretty sure we can all see why.

Nicki Minaj – Anaconda

One of the most controversial videos of recent music, Nicki Minaj’s ‘Anaconda’ received mixed reviews. With some ladies claiming it perpetuates the idea of female objectification, and others stating it’s a powerful anthem of body celebration – it’s divided the population when it comes to it’s meaning. One thing that’s for sure, however, Nicki is dominating the big booty territory with a wondrously unrivalled derriere.

Most Inappropriate Music Videos

Robin Thicke – Blurred Lines ft. T.I, Pharrell

Easily one of the most successful anthems of 2014, Robin Thicke’s ‘Blurred Lines’ video received masses of complaints due to the amount of scantly clad ladies (or completely naked in the uncut version) while the men remained full clothed. Are people taking themselves a little too seriously? We think so.

The Prodigy – Smack My Bitch Up

One of the older tunes on our list, the Prodigy’s ‘Smack my Bitch Up’ has previously been voted one of the best dance tracks of all time. For 1997, the title of the song, partnered with the music video was pretty controversial. Depicting both drug and alcohol fuelled sex orgies, the video was banned in several countries due to the protesting of several women’s rights groups. Regardless, it’s a pretty hot piece of video making so deserves a place on our list!

Miley Cyrus – BB Talk

Ok, where do we even get started with this one. Miley Cyrus cavorting around in a baby outfit singing about sex, orgasms and failed relationships. If this doesn’t deserve a place on the ‘Most Inappropriate Videos Ever’ list, we don’t know what does.

Madonna – Like A Prayer

With videos like ‘Anaconda’ and ‘BB Talk’ repping the typically sexualised music industry in the modern day, Madonna’s ‘Like a Prayer’ from 1989 might seem a little tame. However, with religious paraphernalia throughout, as well as the typical sexualisation Madonna is known for – religious groups worldwide protested and marked it at both blasphemous and downright offensive. Bit of vintage sexualisation? ‘Like A Prayer’ is your best bet.

Beyonce – Partition

When it comes to sexy music videos, nobody can do it better than Beyonce. In her ‘Partition’ music video, she talks about sex with her husband in the back of her limousine while the driver is taking them to a party – talk about inappropriate. But as with all things inappropriate, the innate voyeuristic nature of human society has us glued. There’s certainly worse things you could be looking at – enjoy!

Your Quick Guide To The Hottest Music Videos Ever

On That Note

And there we have it! While we could have piled this list full of the Britney’s and Christina’s of the musical world, like we said before, they’re *ahem* musical talents, leave a lot to be desired. As we all know, the hottest video always works best when paired with a killer song!


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