Where to Go on Valentine's Day in London

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Love it or hate it, the soppiest event in the calendar has come round again. Whether you’re drunk in love, single, widowed or stuck in a loveless marriage, Valentine’s is one of those occasions where you have to do something. But what? Luckily, Wriggle have devised a foolproof list of activities that will cater for everyone.


For the Valentine’s Anarchist

Where? The Myddleton Arms, N1

When? 14th Feb, 7pm.

What becomes of the broken hearted? They head to The Myddleton Arms. DJ Dude, Where’s My Girlfriend? will be hitting the wheels of steel at The Myd to take you through a musical journey into romantic misery. House rules apply: No love songs. No handholding. No Cooing. No Wooing.

 

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Photo Credit: The Myddleton Arms

 


For Those Who Want/Need a Laugh

Where? The Sexy Valentine’s Show at The Invisible Dot, N1

When? 13th & 14th February

London’s finest comedy venue is hosting a two-day, romantic extravaganza featuring some of the best established and up-and-coming comics on the circuit. This year’s titillating acts include Luke McQueen, Mike Wozniak, Adam Hess, Lazy Susan and Mae Martin. A perfect night out for comedy-loving couples or those who just need to laugh it off.

Photo: Time Out
Photo Credit: Time Out


For Sexual Education

Where? The Wellcome Collection: The Institute of Sexology, NW1

When? Daily

The Institute of Sexology attempt to explain and examine the story of the study of sex and the ever-changing attitudes and taboos that go along with it. For those looking for a more intellectually stimulating way to spend their Valentine’s day, this groundbreaking exhibition is a perfect way to take an slightly more academic look at the birds and the bees.

Photo: Creative Review
Photo Credit: Creative Review


Balls to Valentine’s Day!

Where? Bounce, EC1N

When? 14th February

Ping-Pong purveyors, Bounce are teaming up with Tinder to host an Anti-Valentine’s day party to remember. Cutesy clichés are strictly prohibited for this evening of games, dancing and doubles ping-pong that will hopefully help you find a game, set and match.

Photo: Venue Finder
Photo Credit: Venue Finder


To Try Powdered Libido and Liquid Polygamy

Where? Loves Company, E1

When? 13th February

2014 not been your year? East London cocktail joint, Loves Company, will be paying tribute to those of us who’ve been unlucky in love. The night kicks off with ‘unlucky hour’, in which free drinks can be won by rolling lower than a three, followed by an evening of drinking, dancing and piñatas.

Photo: Loves Company
Photo Credit: Loves Company


The Healthy Option

Where? Celestine Eleven, EC2

When? 14th February, 7.30pm

For those who want to be kind to their bodies over Valentine’s weekend, Secret Yoga Club are hosting a special hour-long class, followed by a special Valentine’s supper in a beautiful Shoreditch boutique. The seasonal feast will be accompanied by a selection of handpicked, naturally made wines.

Photo: My Flash Trash
Photo Credit: My Flash Trash


For the Beer Drinkers

Where? White Hart Brew Pub, E1

When? All weekend!

Couldn’t give a naked Cupid’s arse about Valentine’s day? Well now’s the time for beer, not champagne. The White Hart Brew Pub in Whitechapel is one of our favourite craft breweries. Plus the food is delicious. Work your way through their roster of very special beers.

Photo: Yell.com
Photo Credit: Yell


For Those Who Like to Play it Cool

Where? Cool Cats Café, SE5

When? 14th Feb, email to book.

Cool Cats’ Café is certainly cool, but more than just a café. Despite its modest moniker, this hip hideaway in Camberwell serves up some of the finest food in the area, and will be providing a special 3-course menu this weekend for all the hopeful lovers and hopeless romantics out there.

Photo: Twist in Architecture
Photo Credit: Twist in Architecture


For Nordic-loving Singletons

Where? M&M Supper Club, E20

When? 14th February, 8pm

If you’re looking for love this Valentine’s day, acclaimed Nordic supper club, M&M are hosting an sumptuous singles night of Scandi-shenanigans. Their conversation-starting Valentine’s menu will feature Nordic-inspired dishes, with a twist from the land of passion - Italy.

Photo: M&M Supper Club
Photo Credit: M&M Supper Club


For the Cynics

Where? The Bad, The Sad & The Broken Hearted - Soho Theatre, W1

When? 15th February, 8pm

A self-styled ‘remedy’ to Valentine’s Day, Elena Pavli’s twist on the Greek tragedy sees our heroine, Missy, and her chorus of prostitutes spout wisdoms old and new as they battle love, loss and loneliness in the Wild West. So, a bit like London’s dating scene, really.

Phot: Digital Production Me
Photo Credit: Digital Production Me


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